ya ever feel like your life has completely lost all meaning and you dont really know what the purpose of getting out of bed is anymore?

ya ever feel like your life has completely lost all meaning and you dont really know what the purpose of getting out of bed is anymore?

mr-cappadocia:

I could’ve told him, SJWs won’t stop because they can’t stop. They can never be appeased. It’s never enough for them. If I had called some asshole Feminist’s workplace the internet would’ve exploded in “Righteous Feminist Fury”.

But so long as it’s just a black male game developer that actually exists.. well, he’s a traitor to the SJW movement.

And sure enough the fucking Feminists found out where he worked, called his brimming with integrity female boss, and had his ass shitcanned.

Just, you know, in the event you were under the illusion SJWs gave a shit about freedom of speech, or… I dunno… black people… you can cut that shit out right now.

Incidentally, want to know what his grave sin was? He made a tweet with the hashtag #notyourshield.

My life in a nutshell

My life in a nutshell

pinstripe:

taakuya:

taakuya:

pinstripe:

queen-wienerlooks:

did-you-kno:

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Source

photo credit Instagram/TOTALFRATMOVE

Gross.

DOUCHEBAG ALERT

THEY THOUGHT IT’D BE FUNNY TO USE THE SAME FORMAT WHYWENEEDFEMINISM USES

HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

I guess we’ll never know unless…

I will! You have fun.. uh… ranting incoherently about silly pictures online.. I guess?

Oh I will definitely. Sometimes you just gotta ask yourself why you find something funny you know? And I guess some people will find you less funny for that but hey it’s ~my Tumblr~ and whatever people say nowadays.

I’d have to thank you for the first Tumblr reblog by a random about a rant in 7 years. Guess you gotta have one at some point. I can retire my Tumblr career in peace soon.

Hope you had fun defending random pictures on the internet bro.

Nah see, this is why I called it “ranting” and not “commentating” or “debating.” Because your attitude about it isn’t questioning “why” we laugh at things, and no matter how you try to dress up your raving tear-fest after the fact as some noble and intellectual attempt at creating discourse about humor like the courageous scholar that you are! Won’t change the original comment or its meaning (which was you crying over people finding something funny that you didn’t, I mean how childish can you be? Didn’t you grow out of that after first grade when boys were laughing at burps and farts no matter how many times you screamed “EEWWWW” at them? Didn’t you learn back then that you don’t get to police what other people find funny? The rest of society did, why didn’t you keep up?)

If you’d done that (tried to create intellectual dialogue I mean), I wouldn’t have responded to you in the way I did. What garnered a (mocking) response is that you’re upset that people are laughing at a parody of something that you consider important (at least to yourself) and even have to go so far as to try to defend your indefensible point (that “people shouldn’t make fun of things that (you think) are important!”) by attacking the opposition and strawmanning them.  I never “defended” random pictures on the internet, I actually attacked you over attacking random pictures on the internet, In essence I’m being even more hostile/aggressive in my posting style than you are, mostly because I think its the only thing thatll ever get through to people like you, but also because I figure whats good for the goose…

Anyway, dress it up however you like, put whatever spin on your post you’d like.. whatever lets you sleep at night, am I right?  of course none of that changes the fact that you’re still crying over people laughing at something because you don’t like that they’re “making fun of” something in particular.

I mean how pathetic can you get right?…. (I’d look through your tumblr, but I’m actually afraid it DOES get more pathetic than this series of posts you’ve made… and frankly, I’ve had all I can take for one night anyway)

taakuya:

pinstripe:

queen-wienerlooks:

did-you-kno:

imageimageimage

Source

photo credit Instagram/TOTALFRATMOVE

Gross.

DOUCHEBAG ALERT

THEY THOUGHT IT’D BE FUNNY TO USE THE SAME FORMAT WHYWENEEDFEMINISM USES

HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

I guess we’ll never know unless…

I will! You have fun.. uh… ranting incoherently about silly pictures online.. I guess?

Total Frat Move, a website dedicated to the culture of college Greek life, has rolled out the controversial #WhyWeNeedFrat social media stunt. The collection of Instagram photos, along with a YouTube video, have sparked disgust in certain communities on Twitter and elsewhere because they reflect a strong similarity to the #WhyWeNeedFeminism movement, and have been accused of mocking feminism as a whole. A writer for the website reportedly said they just copied the format because they thought it would be funny.

pinstripe:

queen-wienerlooks:

did-you-kno:

imageimageimage

Source

photo credit Instagram/TOTALFRATMOVE

Gross.

DOUCHEBAG ALERT

THEY THOUGHT IT’D BE FUNNY TO USE THE SAME FORMAT WHYWENEEDFEMINISM USES

HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

I guess we’ll never know unless we turn into misogynstic pricks who think that borrowing a campaign format doesn’t mean anything and does not diminish the seriousness of the campaign

assholes

get a new sense of humour

Maybe before telling other people to get a NEW sense of humor to replace their current one, you should get ANY sense of humor to begin with.

Oh wait, lemme guess? A “sense of humor” is an oppressive tool of the patriarchy, right?

accuweather:

Year’s Best Meteor Shower: Where to See the 2014 Perseids
Widely considered the year’s best meteor shower, the Perseids will peak August 12-13, 2014, across the sky when the Earth passes through debris trails of shattered comets.

I KNEW i saw something in the sky last night! Didn’t even realize this should be going on yet (or at all <_<), just saw a little streak out of the top of my vision and was thinking “holy fuck, shooting star.. did I really see that!?”
And now I know

accuweather:

Year’s Best Meteor Shower: Where to See the 2014 Perseids

Widely considered the year’s best meteor shower, the Perseids will peak August 12-13, 2014, across the sky when the Earth passes through debris trails of shattered comets.

I KNEW i saw something in the sky last night! Didn’t even realize this should be going on yet (or at all <_<), just saw a little streak out of the top of my vision and was thinking “holy fuck, shooting star.. did I really see that!?”

And now I know

abananapepper:

Read it and weep, ubi defenders.

You know you’ve fucked up when the franchise creator thinks you’re being lazy assholes.

Reality is what it is, and video games, while an art form in many respects, are still a business and exist on profits turned on those creations

Meaning, if its not cost effective to create a certain model or character or play style, then it wont get done.  The reason the things that ARE in the game exist, is because those things SELL the game. What would a female model add for multiplayer? Hrm? Go on, what depth would it add to the games multiplayer experience? Customization to drive uniqueness, sure, but customization options CAN be limitless if we want to get down to it, by the time its all done you’d have fat furries wearing diapers with triple Z titties that lactate everywhere when ever they assassinate someone, but WHO would want those options? I’m sure there is someone, somewhere, that would love it, but is it worth it?  My point is that there is a line to draw somewhere, and you figure out that line by asking “is this game going to sell enough ADDITIONAL copies to warrant adding THIS extra time and expense?”

Is it worth it? Do they think a female model will sell enough copies to warrant them building an entirely new model, building the animations, etc etc?  Well, you have to look at your audience for that. Do people who play assassins creed games play them for the models and customization, or do they play them for the gameplay and the story?

I know as an AC player myself, I don’t care about what the model looks like, I care about what the story content is mostly.  I’m already going to buy the games based on their gameplay and story. A new model won’t sell me a copy. Would it sell a copy to someone else to say “you can play as a girl to!?” I really, really doubt it, because as I said, the people who play AC games tend to play for the gameplay and story.

Now there are a lot of games out there, and players of those games, that enjoy them for the customization. FFXIV is an example of a game with a lot of character customization for appearance and clothing and what not, it lets you look how you want, and for many people thats a huge part of an RPG and it certainly factors in to who will buy the game. if everyone in an MMORPG had to look the same, no one would really play them anymore, because lets face it people want to stand out in those sorts of games.  But AC? The game isnt ABOUT standing out in a crowd or being unique. You’re an assassin for fucks sake, the less people notice you, the better.

Anyway, thats been a fairly lengthy rant, but the point is simply this. Ubisoft is a business, and they have to turn a profit. If building a new female model means they have to sell 10k additional copies to cover the cost of making that model, while it adds no depth to the game itself… is it worth it? WILL 10k MORE copies get sold JUST for a female model?

You tell me. Do YOU know of anyone who either, 1) WONT buy it because “no female character,” or 2) WILL buy it JUST for the female character?

I doubt you know anyone who falls into either category